It just seems that we have seen Ryan Miller do this way too often in the shortened season. (Nick Wass / AP)

It has been a long St. Patrick's Day. The end of the week always brings fantasy frustrations to a boiling point one way or the other. These two guys had to frustrate fantasy owners today, one because he was awful and the other because of an unexpected result. Are you ready? Let's go!

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TOP F**KUP! -- Ryan Mller -- Buffalo Sabres

Miller has been a source of extreme fantasy anxiety all season for his owners. While his save percentage is decent, his GAA is around 2.90 which is not good news. Ryan Miller stopped 20 of 25 shots in the loss, which is only an .800 save percentage. That is not going to get it done on a "Fantasy Sunday". Mr. Miller, you have done this far too often this season. Owners of Miller really do want to jump ship and some think Miller just wants out of Buffalo again. He sure as hell is playing like it. Either way, #30 for the Sabres is giving up far too many soft goals and that results in some very grumpy fantasy owners.

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Colossal F**UP -- Sergei Kostitsyn -- Nashville Predators

If one play defines the Nashville season, it may be the blunder Sergei Kostitsyn committed in the third period of a 1-1 game against the Edmonton Oilers. How do you forget the guy skating right by you? Kostitsyn casually went for a line change while Sam Gagner merrilly kept going. The result was a nice dish on a 2 on 1 that resulted in a game changing shorthanded goal by Lennart Petrell. Ultimately, it was the difference in the 3-2 Edmonton win but players just cannot commit boneheaded plays period. Never call for a line change when your skate to skate with a player in a potential odd man rush. Besides he is a player who has declined in fantasy effectiveness. 11 pts in 27 games is not going to get it done. Nashville can find that off waivers practically! GO F YOURSELF KOSTITSYN!!!!!

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There is a nice slate of seven games on Monday...we will be looking for those candidates that drive everyone nuts. Good luck and remember to flip the bird!

If anybody thinks we are going to give in and go Irish on this, go F yourself! Go take the corned beef and crappy green beer and waste a bunch of money. So there were some tough choices tonight on The F**K YOU Fantasy POTN but we have gone so low tonight to potentially include an inanimate object? If we can include a zamboni, we can include other things that are on the ice. Let's get down to business!

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Top F**KUP Of The Night:

Dallas Stars -- Saturday Night Special

Some teams just mail it in. Dallas faxed it in last night. Hold on folks, Chicago just scored again! Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, and all of the Blackhawks have just scored on Dallas. In all seriousness, there were only eight goal scored on 34 shots. It is even funnier when both goalies gave up exactly four goals on 17 shots. Jaromir Jagr has been last scene touring casinos in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Ladies and genetlemen, fantasy players on Dallas were like the bubonic plague tonight. If you were smart enough not to start Kari Lehtonen, kudos to you. For the unfortunate souls who did, we understand if you just want to throw your computer at the wall. Good luck and enjoy Monday against the Flames!

The GOAL POST?????? -- REALLY??????

I could not believe this either but time after time after time, I heard so many fantasy owners bitching about the goal post tonight more than usual. If you go on Twitter and I know you do....I heard more pings and clunks tonight then at a plumbers' convention. More fantasy leagues get lost on a weekend because not from missing the 4 x 6 but that damn iron. We hope you didn't lose your league because of the goal post but if you did, just flip it off like no one cares.

Drew Doughty -- Still Has No GOALS -- F**K YOU!

Sorry! But this whore still cannot score a goal. He really does score more off the ice than on the ice. These are just the facts ladies and gentlemen. Will he score at all this year? Has someone created a DidDoughtyScore.com yet? Time will tell. Either way, yes he has double digit assists and a great ATOI but you need a few goals from your high priced defenseman. We'll keep you posted!

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Have a great night! The dishonorable mention by the way goes to Alain Vigenault for starting Roberto Luongo after the last flop against Detroit. We're out of here!

So you thought the light night would not bring us a worthy award winner. You were sadly mistaken! The kid is back! When you flip the bird, be aware that that the bird will come back to haunt everyone. Some players definitely have cheated the bird but now there is one guy who went low and below the call of awful. Did you realize that there was a performance so bad that people wished this guy just stayed home!

Are you ready? Let's go!

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DISASTER -- Pekka Rinne -- Nashville Predators

If you thought the disaster against the Vancouver Canucks was bad enough, then you did not see last night against the Calgary Flames. That is right! Pekka Rinne stopped zero shots.  ZERO! That is nil, zilch, NONE! He gave up two goals on two shots and was yanked in favor of Chris Mason. Mason really did not fare too much better in the 6-3 loss but it was clear that Barry Trotz did not choose wisely. When your "Goals Against Average" rises by two tenths of a goal in no time flat, that is a bad sign. The save percentage has dropped from .929 to .916. Needless to say stopping 8 out of 14 shots the last two outings is not going to endear you to fantasy owners.

So simply Pekka Rinne, we give you the biggest flip of the bird this week. Just F**K YOU!

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DISHONORABLE MENTION:

Who gasses a hockey team? The Philadelphia Flyers do!

It was awful and it stunk when the zamboni hurled a huge puff of gas at the New Jersey Devils. Clearly it affected New Jersey in the 2-1 shootout loss especially early on. There are definite suspicions that this gassing was not an accident. It will be a fun thing to find out if photos or a video exist. Stay tuned!

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Enjoy your night....there will be more this weekend. FLIP THE BIRD!!!!

A bunch of situations to discuss this week, so let’s get right into it:

Buffalo Sabres- Ryan Miller is dealing with a sinus infection, and although Buffalo doesn’t play again until Saturday, there’s a chance he may miss that game. Miller has lost four in a row (one was in a shootout where he came in the third period late in a tie game) but has yet to show flashes of his 2010 form when he won the Vezina and backstopped the United States to a silver medal at the Winter Olympics. Backup Jhonas Enroth earned his first win sine November 2011 stopping 32 of 33 shots against the Rangers in a 3-1 win on Tuesday and played brilliantly before allowing two late goals to the Devils and leaving the game with cramps in his previous start. True, it’s a small sample size, but there are worse options out there, especially if Miller struggles or is out for an extended period of time.

Carolina Hurricanes- With Cam Ward lost for mostly likely the regular season, Dan Ellis was supposed to be next in line. But Justin Peters is making his case, with two solid starts in three outings. In particular, he had a 26-save shutout against the Capitals on Tuesday. He has two career shutouts, and both have come against the Capitals. Ellis was expected to get the start Thursday night as the two appear to be in a rotation right now, but my guess is, head coach Kirk Muller will ride the hot hand.

New Jersey Devils- Martin Brodeur has resumed skating on his own but is still a ways away from returning. That means Johan Hedberg continues to shoulder the load.  Since losing seven in a row, Hedberg has now won three of four. In each of the wins, he has made 23 saves and allowed two goals. He has played better so he’s worth a look if you need help. At least you won’t have to worry about a timeshare with him, with Brodeur still out a while.

Ottawa Senators- Talked about this situation last week, but it looks like Robin Lehner has taken over the starting job while Craig Anderson remains out. Lehner has started the past three for the Senators, and four of five. True he only has one win but his four losses have all come in overtime and the shootout, so it’s not like he hasn’t kept his team in games. And with a .944 save percentage that would trail only his teammate Anderson for the league lead if he were eligible, he can definitely help those needing a goalie.

St. Louis Blues- Jake Allan has started three of four for the Blues, and has won all three starts.  True, he’s allowed three goals in two of those but overall, he is 6-1 with a 2.63 goals against average and .903 save percentage. Jaroslav Halak is his only concern, though he has been struggling lately.  I wouldn’t worry about Brian Elliot right now, as last seasons success seems like an aberration.

Now here is a classic double flippin salute that is worthy!

Welcome to the column that takes the worst that hurt your fantasy night and tries to make it feel somewhat better. With a nice, beefy eleven game schedule tonight, there was a bevy of potentially bad performances that would affect certain fantasy teams. We went far and wide to find these fantasy duds that kicked you right where it hurt. These will make you flip the bird with much pride!

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WIN -- Pekka Rinne -- Nashville Predators

This is one that hurts the masses but Rinne was awful and so was his team. Remember the bottom line in fantasy is the numbers and Rinne was yanked early in this one. By the way video of this has been deleted to protect the innocent. The netminder who won't have a 2.00 GAA now gave up four goals on 12 shots. Let this be a lesson. This one hurt Rinne owners and they are mad!

PLACE -- Jonathan Quick -- Los Angeles Kings

He won the Conn Smythe last season? Quick can't even maintain a .900 or above save percentage this year for Los Angeles. Quick gave up three goals on 12 shots tonight and a couple soft goals that had Kings fans wishing for Jonathan Bernier. Bernier would give up one goal and the Kings nearly came back before falling 4-3 to San Jose. However, Quick's inconsistent goaltending has driven his owners batty all year. Maybe Quick needs to get his head out of his ass.and figure this out or the coaching needs to platoon a bit more!

SHOW -- Tampa Bay Lightning -- TEAM AWARD

What else is there left to say about the Lightning but the fact that they stink offensively right now. Aside from whatever line Steve Stamkos is on, this team does not generate sustained pressure often enough. They had so few shots tonight again against an Islanders team that gives up three or more like its candy. In the end, Tampa was shutout 1-0. That is right...1-0!!!  If you owned Tampa players tonight, just flip them off! This team has truly earned it!

That is it for now.....tomorrow is another ******* day!